Good grief, these kids’ toys are getting realistic. I remember way back in the day when I had one of those miniature kitchens, with the plastic food and the stoves that were just stickers on plastic discs. I know most boys had different toys, but we got given a bunch of stuff by a family …
Now that I’ve broken up with Tyler, I’m finally at liberty to create the home I’ve always wanted. Hooray! Honestly, this is even more exciting than the general situation of being done cohabiting with that loser and his complete and utter lack of taste. Anyway, enough about him. I’ve got this whole decorative theme worked …
I might have been banished here by the high council for causing a minor incontinence across the entire livestock herds of a prominent nobleman, but I was at least expecting to have a little bit of fun. “Oh, the mortal realm, it’s so terribly interesting!” “Yes, my cousin accidentally transported himself there once, their interactive …
In Sweden they go to a disco on their lunch break and dance away their troubles. In Norway they have saunas right there in the office where you can go and steam away that argument you had with Gunilla and Bjork over the state of the microwave. Man, Australia is so BORING. Our office culture …
Just when I think everything’s fine with this van, some fascinating new problem turns up to put me in my place. Maybe I should have heeded everyone’s advice about buying a turquoise vintage unit from an elderly surfer I met on the bus. In actual fact, I don’t regret the purchase at all. But I …
There are all kinds of tips and tricks to win the Tidy Homes and Gardens award, which is why I’ve won it for Reed Street seven years in a row. People just can’t keep up with me. I’m on fire…except in a tidy homes and gardens sense. I know they all hate me, because they …
People always ask me…”Kira, why did you choose to be a glass sculptor instead of an ice sculptor? Ice sculpting is SO much better known!” And they’re right. Ice sculptors get all the glory, all the gigs, and the jobs pay so much more. They get the fans, the fame, the prestige, the millions of …
The way to help with your first property transfer is to speak to an expert. Buying or selling a home is a huge moment, even more so when it’s your first home. Your first home is always going to hold a special place in your heart, no matter what happens along the way. You’ll want …
So…how was YOUR first meeting with the in-laws? Well, I say in-laws, but that’s more of a future thing. Right now they’re my girlfriend’s parents, and we just had our first…’meeting’. Is girlfriend’s parents in-law a thing? Anyway I was driving to their place, a lovely quiche on the front seat that I got from …
Sometimes I think the notes I make during lectures are the most profound thing ever. And then I look at them afterwards, and it’s always something terrible, like ‘more oxygen = more brain power’. I mean, that might not be UN-true, but at the same time, I don’t know if the exam people would let …