Tools For Valentine’s

It’s Valentine’s Day today and I’m hoping to be surprised by my boyfriend, although I don’t think I will be. He doesn’t really care about Valentine’s Day that much and doesn’t understand the significance of the day to me. It’s definitely disappointing, especially as I do everything I can to be romantic and thoughtful to …

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Hardware Store Disaster

This just in, a greatly beloved hardware store in Cheltenham has been destroyed, after a chaotic string of events which began when the manager fell off his chair. This is Chuck Fiddlesticks, reporting not-live for Channel 17. We spoke with store manager, Andrew McMillon, who had the following to say. “I don’t really understand how …

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